Lowbrow Answer: “Tiffani”
Have we really become so smitten with the Apple corporation that everything has to have an “i” in it now? Steve Jobs isn’t that great, I promise you. Everywhere I…
Lowbrow Answer: Lung Cancer
Let me guess. You’re a smoker. Nice job. I’m proud of you. Still feel cool and rebellious now that you’re getting Chemo treatments once a week? Awesome.
My…
Lowbrow Answer: American Movie Jet Li
Every movie that Jet Li has done in America blows. Like, literally every one of them. I don’t understand how the guy keeps getting work in this…
Lowbrow Answer: Friday
Kill me. Hordes of coked-out twentysomethings charging out of the workplace and right into a nightclub so they can drink till they’re sick and then go home with a…
